shotgunonthefirepole:

Guys. Guys, guys. This chick is awesome. 

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ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

I knew it would start in Florida.  I just knew.

I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…

constant vigilance, floridian followers

Goddamnit.

Well.  It’s a good thing I never leave my house.

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

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itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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thefrogman:

Lazy dog is lazy.

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kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

Oh my gosh, I had to reblog this; best comment ever!

i like to believe jack is a conspiracy theory. you’re trying to brainwash our youth.

it’s just a fucking spelling error holy shit

so Jack is in all of us?

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corneliapornelia:

#you’re a pain in my asgard

#11,500 notes #for a GIF #of Hiddles #doing literally nothing #but STARING INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.

12,500 notes

seethisowl:

#Kate I think you know what to do

I do, but he looks so mild-mannered and pleasant in this gif that the usual type of caption doesn’t work.

absolute PERFECTION

Over 26000 notes.

Merp.

Also these gifs. I like them. ANOTHER.

^========== Hiddles, brought to you by your friends @ Tumblr.

ROTFL!!!

I’m not even sure if i reblogged this already, but this is priceless.

Capable-But-Accepting Tom? Can this be a thing?

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pyjamazombie:

that-is-extremely-very-not-good:

SO THIS HAPPENED. ON FACEBOOK.

MY DAD. I DON’T KNOW.

I like your dad

SCREAMS

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You are fulfilling every woman’s wildest fantasies
You are the husband that they never had
You are that dream guy that never came along

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vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

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